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Puns from The Pundit

A curated shelf of actual jokes, groaners, PunToons, and annual selections recovered from The Pundit—not stray navigation labels or boilerplate scraped from old webpages.

17 verified puns

This collection now favours accuracy over volume. More issues can be added as their jokes are reviewed and separated from newsletter boilerplate.

17 puns shown · 17 currently verified and catalogued

A white lie is aversion of the truth.
Best-Stressed Puns · 1997
In France they cook their omelets with only one egg. One egg is un oeuf.
Best-Stressed Puns · 1997
There is not much fun in medicine, but there is a lot of medicine in fun.
Best-Stressed Puns · 1997
Aisle, altar, hymn, thought the bride as she entered the church.
Millennium selections · 2000
You can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
Millennium selections · 2000
Puns are their own rewords.
Millennium selections · 2000
No pun in ten did.
Millennium selections · 2000
Time’s fun when you’re having flies.
Millennium selections · 2000
In England they do not have a kidney bank, but they do have a Liverpool.
Millennium selections · 2000
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
The Pundit · 2004
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
The Pundit · 2004
Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
The Pundit · 2007
We repair what your husband fixed.
The Pundit · 2007
The best way to get back on your feet—miss a car payment.
The Pundit · 2007
We’re Number One in Number Two.
The Pundit · 2007
His computer sat there like a bump analog.
PunToons · 1999
Life’s a glitch.
PunToons · 1999